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Queens of England

Here we are, a story about Mary Queen of Scots, and Queen Elizabeth I. It’s the first one I’ve written on the theme of alternative histories. I hope to write quite a few more and publish a book with them all in towards the end of the year.

Anyhow, have a read and leave a comment to be put on a list for a free copy of my next book.

I’ve had quite a few comments about the Rue Stone which was the last story in Dark & Fluffy. Which I’m pleased with as this is my favourite. A lot of the comments relate to the story being too short, people wanted more of it, and I agree. So I’ll be working on this, and adding to it, to publishing this as a novella later in the year. So leave a comment about this story here, and you’ll get a free Rue Stone!

Queens of England

Queen Elizabeth I spread her hands on the table in front of her. It was full of documents provided by her advisers in evidence of a conspiracy. Her cousin Queen Mary of Scotland had already been incarcerated by her hand, for nearly nineteen years, and now Elizabeth was being pressurised to have her executed.
‘Majesty, the evidence in front of you is irrefutable, she has been convicted of treason against England. Everyday that she lives, your own life is in peril, I implore you to sign the death warrant.’
She sighed and raised her hands off the table, looking up at Sir Francis Walsingham and William Cecil. The words they spoke may well be true, but the thought of killing another anointed Queen did not sit well with her.
She was ageing. Her reign had been long and successful despite being a woman. Yet despite not marrying, she had been surrounded by men all her life. Ruled by them, romanced by them, counselled by them and advised by them. Well enough was enough, did she not know her own mind?
‘I want her brought to me.’
‘Majesty!’ Cecil was aghast and shot a desperate look at Walsingham.
‘That is impossible madam, you would be giving permission to her supporters to infiltrate the palace and carry out the assassination!’
‘It makes no sense, the death warrant is all drawn up, you just need to sign.’ Cecil concluded.
She felt the rage rise in her, it had been inherited from her father, everyone said so. It didn’t rise as much as it had in her father by all accounts, but it was certainly making its presence known now.
‘Do as I ask!’ She roared. ‘This incessant debate over everything I decide tires me. I fully intended ridding myself of my troubles, my way, I shall be in my rooms when she arrives.’
She swept out of the room, her ladies following her, the last one closing the door firmly behind them.
Walsingham looked ashen. ‘Now what?’
‘We do as she asks, what else can we do?’
‘She has gone mad, surely, the risk is too great.’
‘Walsingham, she must be sent for, I value my head too much to refuse the order. Do you?’
The death warrant hung limply in Cecil’s hand.

Elizabeth was sat in front of the fire, with Mary stood in front of her. Even though it was summer, this room was always cold, and the thought of what she was about to propose had given Elizabeth chills from the moment she had arose this morning. She would not change her mind now though.
Although Mary was pale and appeared delicate, Elizabeth could see that her spirit had not been broken. Her eyes were alive with a shrewdness behind them, they shone like chips of Scottish granite. Her skin was smooth, unlike Elizabeth’s, for her it was taking more and more ceruse to cover her small pox scars. She stood abruptly and was pleased to see that although Mary showed strength of spirit, she was still slightly started by Elizabeth’s sudden movement.
Walking to the desk at the back of the room, she picked up a large document, Mary’s death warrant. With this in hand she walked back to the fire.
‘Sit,’ she commanded. She gestured to a chair she had asked to be placed at the other end of the fireplace.
Mary hesitated only for a moment and then did as she was bid.
‘Do you know what this is?’ She enquired of Mary.
‘No, I do not.’ No deference or yielding.
‘It is your death warrant. My advisers tell me that this is the only way to deal with a threat such as yourself, and for a long time, as you know, I have struggled with this dilemma. But, to kill an anointed Queen does not sit well with me. So, what am I to do in the face of what appears to be indisputable evidence of your treason, ignore it? No, that would not be the answer, but I am determined to deal with this matter once and for all. My father was a man who trusted his own judgement over all else, over advisers, the church, God even and I vowed to follow in his footsteps when I became Queen. Now the opportunity has arisen to allow me to do what I think is in my, and our countries, best interests. All it needs now is for you to agree and this death warrant will be torn up and thrown into the fire.’
Mary was looking expectantly at Elizabeth. The only betrayal of her nerves was a twitching little finger that gently tapped the wooden arm of her chair.
‘I want you to join with me, to rule England and Scotland with me as an equal monarch. One country, two Queens.’
Mary took a sharp intake of breath, then her whole body sagged forwards and a sob escaped from her. When she looked up again, her damp eyes were shining and her whole demeanour had changed.
‘Your offer Majesty is something that I cannot process, could it really work, how would we convince everyone? Undoubtably it would cause civil war, rebellion…’
‘Yes, all the classic male reactions to such an idea would come into play no doubt. It is unprecedented, but I’m convinced that if we stand firm and hold our nerve, we together, two strong women, anointed Queens, can make it work. At least I think we owe it to ourselves to try, do you agree?’
Elizabeth ripped the death warrant in two, gave half to Mary and together they threw it on the fire.

Indeed, it did cause mayhem in England when Elizabeth announced that the country was to have two Queens. Walsingham took to his bed not long after Mary was installed as joint head of state, and never recovered.
After some jostling for position, a balance of catholic and protestant advisers were put in place, but none ever had final say over the decisions of the Queens.

The people of the land both catholic and protestant, had a period of brief unrest, and then found themselves living together quite contentedly.

Mary’s son James was the most displeased, feeling threatened by his formerly disposed mother’s new-found status. A few skirmishes occurred on the Scotland/England borders, but these were soon quelled. In the end, he had nothing to worry over. Elizabeth died in 1603 and although his mother had gained new found strength from her elevation, she was no match for her son. She wasn’t strong enough to hold the throne by herself and England was overtaken at its weakest time.
James became King James IV of Scotland and James I of England.
He had his mother sent to St Mary’s nunnery where she lived out her days.

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Progress

So how are we getting on with this month’s challenge, made a start yet? No neither have I :-) that’s this weekend’s job. But, I have picked up my novel again, and have made a work-to plan, to get it completed this year. I have booked myself on a ‘Space To Write’ day at Leeds Uni in April, when I hope I will have the bulk of the book written by then. That’s something to aim for anyway!

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Goodbye 2018…And Remember

Well as promised, here is my short piece based on the experiences of the Suffragettes. It was something I wanted to end the year with, given the recent historic commemorations.

This is it from me for this year, so I’ll wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Look out for lots more next year. Alternative Histories, A Tale of Two and the completion of my novel.

Remember

She slammed the door behind her, breathing heavily, and crashed her back up against the front door. Her heart boomed in her chest, and blood whooshed around her head. She felt dizzy, disorientated and a panic had risen in her. Then another thought jumped to the forefront of her mind. What if her parents were home? They shouldn’t be, she’d been relying on the fact, but what if for once they hadn’t taken their weekly turn around the park. She spun around listening, all was quiet, but she should check.
She had only taken one step away from the door when a loud knock startled her, so much, that it physically hurt her when she jumped. She froze. She didn’t want to open the door, but she was alarmed by the force of the knock, and instinctively knew that who ever was knocking wasn’t going away. At least she knew her parents were out, they would have appeared by now if not.
Opening the door just a couple of inches, she saw Mary stood there, red faced from running after her.
‘Ivy! What are you doing? You can’t run away now, we haven’t got long to get in place.’ The young woman was also breathing heavily, one hand steadying her wide brimmed hat.
‘I can’t do it Mary!’ She was close to tears. ‘I want to, and I thought I could, but now it’s come to it, I haven’t got the nerve. I just can’t…’ Ivy’s voice broke off, and she held a hand to her mouth to stop the cry that she could feel was building in her.
‘Just breathe.’
Mary squeezed into the tiny hallway, and closing the door behind her, she put her hands on Ivy’s shoulders. ‘I know what it’s like the first time, it’ scary, but trust me, once you get the first one out of the way, it does get easier.’
‘I can’t. I really thought I could, but when I saw all the others and all the police, the realisation hit me. What if I get arrested, what would my parents say? They would never forgive me. It’s been hard enough keeping my involvement secret from them, but if I was exposed in such a way it would kill them, I’m convinced of it. I can’t, I really…’
‘Breathe, Ivy, breathe. Remember why we’re doing this, the reason behind it. Did it all make sense when Mrs Pankhurst explained it?’
Ivy nodded, her wide eyes wet with tears.
‘Then think about that, think about that meeting, how you felt when she described what had happened on Black Friday. Remember the feeling in the pit of your stomach when you heard what the police did to our sisters that day. You felt outrage didn’t you, like us all?’ Wet eyes nodded again. ‘Then hold onto that feeling. Rather broken windows than broken promises remember? You won’t get hurt, or arrested, I promise. It’s your first time, we’ll look after you. But how will you feel if I go now and leave you, and you stay here and do nothing?’
‘I’d feel…well, I’d feel as though I’d let you down, I’d feel like a coward, I’d feel as if the cause wasn’t worth getting involved with, I’d feel…’
‘You’d wish you had done it, I promise you. Come, we still have time to get there, you can do this.’
Ivy sniffed, dried her eyes and straightened the green, purple and white sash that she was wearing. She pulled down her jacket and checked that her hat was straight. Mary was right, if she didn’t do this, she’d regret it. It was the 1st March 1912 and it was her duty to join with the other 149 women across London in the window smashing campaign. She gave a firm nod to Mary.
‘I’m ready.’
Mary grinned. ‘Right, let’s go, come on, we haven’t got long.’

It was Friday 1st March 1912, and Mary and Ivy were two of the one hundred and fifty women who took part in the Window Smashing Campaign; a tactical response to police violence, following Black Friday in November 1910. On that day, three hundred women were subjected to six hours of violence, some of it sexual, from police. The WSPU wanted to show that the government cared more about property than a woman’s life or political rights. If the government’s priority was a pane of glass, they reasoned, then that would become a target. This was just one of the many, many militant campaigns putting their ‘Deeds not Words’ motto into action.
But it wasn’t until 1918 that the Representation of the People Act was passed. This allowed women over the age of 30 who met a property qualification to vote. 8.5 million women met the criteria, but that was still only about two-thirds of the total population of women in the UK. It wasn’t until the Equal Franchise Act of 1928 that women over 21 were able to vote, and women finally achieved the same voting rights as men. This act increased the number of women eligible to vote to 15 million.
Millions of people, men and women today, will say they’re not interested in politics. But are they interested in how much that pint of beer is after work on a Friday, are they interested in how their child’s school is run, or how big their pay rise will be next year? Maybe they’re interested in how much it’s going to cost to go to Spain for two weeks next summer, or what shops they have on their High Street. Politics are an intrinsic part of our lives, regardless of our conscious views and/or political leanings. When it’s time to vote, man or woman, remember the things that matter to you, and vote. And if you’re a woman, even more so.
Remember.

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The Christmas Jingle

Here it is, the last one of the year. I’ve put this piece and the others that I’ve posted this year, together in a little ebook on Amazon. It’s called 500 Wrds. Be warned this has a bit of black humour init, you may find it a little distasteful especially if you’re an animal lover. You have been warned…

The Christmas Jingle

‘I’m sorry, but it’s not the kind of thing we want to be associated with.’
Pete winced as he heard the refusal. Her principles would get this place closed if she wasn’t careful.
He heard the office door slam, and a large man came out, muttering to himself. Sighing, he stopped at the water cooler.
Pete went over. ‘Everything ok?’
‘No, I came here looking for a jingle for the Christmas must have toy, and she says no, because it’s bad taste apparently. It’s making shed loads of money though.’
‘Oh, right. Look I’m only freelance here, so if you want to meet me in the Coffee Hut next door in a few minutes, maybe it’s something I can help you with?’
Pete could feel the excitement rising in him. He wasn’t freelance, but he’d had his fill of writing jingles for washing powder, shampoo or coffee. He wanted something exciting, something big. Maybe this was it!
‘Well.’ The man said. ‘I need a jingle for Splattered Animals. They’re soft toys…’
‘Splattered Animals, I know what they are! They’re huge, all over the internet, the news, but your TV ad isn’t great.’
‘I know, that’s why I need a great jingle.’

That night, Pete was sat in his room, ready to create a jingle, only his mind was blank. He knew all about them; there were splattered hedgehogs, badgers, foxes, cats, supposedly killed by Santa landing his sleigh on them. Then there were birds, bats and owls that had been splattered by Santa’s sleigh as he was flying through the sky. No wonder they were controversial!
Then it came to him.
Jingle bells.
Jingle bells.
Santa’s on the way.
Can you see the animals,
that he’s splattered with his sleigh?
Hey!

Jingle bells.
Jingle bells.
Santa’s on the way.
Killing birds and bats and owls,
with that great big sleigh

On Monday morning he was sat in Prescot’s Toys, playing the jingle. When it finished, Pete waited for the reaction. Mr Prescot stood up, opened his office door, and shouted into the factory.
‘Tom!’
A guy of a similar age to Pete appeared.
‘Tom, listen to this.’
‘Play it again.’
Pete did, and this time he got the reaction he had been hoping for.
‘Oh, that’s bloody brilliant, we’ll take it!’
‘And don’t forget our agreement dad,’ Tom added in between laughs.
‘These toys were Tom’s idea Pete, and apparently there are plenty more where they came from. I agreed to set up our own in-house advertising if we found someone we liked. Looks like you’ve got yourself a new job if you want it young man?’
Pete beamed.

By lunchtime he was back at work, and she already knew.
‘Look Peter, you can’t just jump ship on a whim, what if it doesn’t lead anywhere?’
‘The only place that’s going nowhere is this place.’
‘I can’t believe you’re being so ungrateful. I gave you a chance.’
‘I’m sorry, but it’s time to fly the nest. And mum, Merry Christmas.’